Came across this press release today

RENOWNED SECURITY BLOGGER MIA SINCE TAKING JOB

The Pragmatic, Inciteful Mike Rothman Has Gone Missing From His Blogging Since Taking a "Real Job"

(Alpharetta, GA. – November 2, 2008) – The mouth of the south, renowned security blogger, Mike Rothman has turned up missing in action shortly after announcing his acceptance of a full time position as a vendor puke with eIQ. Several inquiries have been made, but even “the boss” has been mum on his whereabouts. Several prominent security experts are already suspecting foul play and some even whisper of some sort of left wing conspiracy.

Rothman originally sounded optimistic about continuing his blogging workload and not abandoning his legion of fans in the RSS feed world. However, it appears that a “real job” has proven more than he had bargained for. Could it be, that after for so long making fun of others who blogged in addition to their full time jobs, the task is more daunting than Mike could handle? Could the Security Twits have kidnapped him? Where is Mike Rothman?

Other rumors flying around the blogosphere have reports of Rothman sightings. One report had him canvassing door-to-door on behalf of Ron Paul in Montana. Still others say that Rothman has been in an “undisclosed location” (the same undisclosed location Dick Cheney uses) working on Barak Obama’s cybersecurity plans. Rothman’s name has been floated as a possible Czar in an Obama administration. Some are saying Mike was holding out to be the Sheik of cybersecurity, not the Czar. Others say Mike was far too pragmatic to get mixed up in politics.

Several other well known security bloggers were asked to comment on Rothman’s whereabouts:

Chris Hoff of Rational Survivability said, “I hope and pray for the best for Mike. Unfortunately my suspicion is that he has been virtualized and sucked up into the cloud. We all know how insecure that can be.”

Martin McKeay of Network Security Blog said, “You know Mike always made fun of my privacy views, but for once I wish we had a way to get past privacy laws and find out what really happened to Mike. I may have to don my purple tights and Captain Privacy suit to lead the search for Mike”

Rich Mogull of Securosis had this to say, “Mike did ask me for a hazmat suit that I used for the Democratic convention. I hope something did not go terribly wrong and Mike winds up as a green, muscular super hero”.

Amrit Williams of Techbuddha had nothing to say at all about Mike. In fact he said he never really liked Mike anyway.

JJ of Security Uncorked said, "I think Mike is just holed up somewhere in the Deep South working on the next set of 802.1x standards. But if I don't start blogging more they may be putting out MIA releases on me next"

Richard Stiennon (sorry Rich, couldn't find your blog URL) said, “Though I am sorry to see Mike’s disappearance, it does leave a real vacuum for blogging security analyst and Stiennon’s first law is “blogging abhors a vacuum”

Alan Shimel  of StillSecure, After all these years, put perhaps the finishing touch on the Rothman situation saying, “You know Mike was a fast-talking NY guy who always spoke his mind. His up front, in your face style might have just rubbed someone the wrong way. He could very well be the security industry’s Jimmy Hoffa. But you know being the huge Giant fan he is, I am sure he would not mind being buried in the end zone of the new Giants Stadium”

In the meantime a Ten ($10.00) Dollar reward has been offered by the Security Bloggers Network for any information leading to the whereabouts of Rothman. Anyone with information regarding this mystery can email podcast@stillsecure.com. All information will be kept confidential, as well as HIPAA and PCI compliant.

**All names and quotes are purely fictitious. Who knows where Rothman really is?**